OMG I have been so looking forward to today’s viewing of Predator. The previous sequels have been lacking any sort of original spin and my hopes were high for this latest incarnation.
Hope for the best and prepare for the worst.
Ok here’s the scoop of the day.
You don’t have to prepare for the worse because this is far far from the worst! It’s actually good!
This sequel introduced us to a military sniper who bands with a group of certified crazy soldiers who are on their way to a military prison and the snipers future lobotomy- yes a really lobotomy. Why a lobotomy? Because he knows about the aliems the goverm,et is covering up.
This bunch of crazy soldiers are so endearing and sucha main part of the storyline. But this is a PRedator movie and you know everyone is going to die but you are really rooting for these loonies, which is what they call themselves.
Every time they evade death you are like hooray!!! But you know the grim reaper is coming for al. There is a constant one liners. To the mailman. My dad kills people so they can deliver the mail.
I went to fight the taliban and stayed for the opium,
If your mothers vagina was rated it would be E for everyone.
It’s been a long time since I held a gun, How’s it feel? Like a gun.
Describing the aliens, It’s an alien Whoopi Goldberg.
The biologist tells the sniper whose son is autistic. Tell your kid to tone down the psychosis. Crazy Stuff.
This sequel actually answers questions left open from the original with plausible answers. It also gave us hybrid Predator versus original equipment predator. This scene brought us back to one of the earlier sequels. A needed scene, blah. But it wasn’t drawn out which was good.
Predator has a good storyline. Yes its a sequel but with the addition of the loonies and the side story of the hero’s autistic son it brings refreshing originality.
Predator is a solid B. Definitely go see this movies because i really want to see the sequel to this sequel.
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